FUCK NORMALITY

WE CAME TO BREATHE THE CLEAN AIR

stepppphhhh — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:06:07 +0000

I am officially Eighteen, wow, alive for eighteen years on planet earth.. Not easy. Considering I have been pretty obedient and escaped several close shaves to death. Example, there was once I went to Taiwan for holiday and we had to cross the road but there were no traffic lights and we were dumb enough to jaywalk. The drivers were insane, the vehicles will never stop for pedestrains to cross. I swear I was so close to getting hit by one. I guess Taiwan is not the only one, it’s the same for Thailand and Vietnam. I think dead jaywalkers are common sight for locals there. Oh well, I can still say that Singapore is so much safer (:

So much for talking about road safety, oh yes, my dad can finally stop pestering me because I have enrolled for driving! Don’t be surprised, I am taking up the manual course because mum says that if I opt for auto, no sports car for me to drive. Therefore, I have to go by the hard way. It’s ok, hopefully, everything will go smoothly yea?

Obviously, holidays are meant to be enjoyed and fully utilised. Yeah, I was looking forward to holidays during my exams. But holy shit, I am slacking my precious life away. Therefore, to make up for my lost moments, I’ve borrowed several books from the library so as to stop this fucking cycle of slacking which will probably lead me to the “I hate myself” state of life. Yes, extremely negative, so I have to stop!!! Got to promise myself to finish the books before the due date. Great.

Now, some pictures to ease your bulging eyes..

Horrible enough to let your eyes bulge? (Otw to cousin’s wedding)

That’s my cousin and her fiancé (This has evidently proved my bro’s photography skills)

Scallop for you? (And again.. Brother!)

Me and Mommy (:

Ok, everyone says, eh steph, you look like your mom. Oh, I don’t think so. If I do, my sister is the photocopied version. Hahahaha.

My elder brother!

Aunt and mommy

Aunt and uncle.

I swear that me and mommy looked horrible that day, oh wait, not just the two of us. In fact, even my dad and my two brothers. My sister didn’t attend though, both of her eyes swollen. I think you should know why..

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I wonder when I’ll get this kinda family gathering with the father side relatives. Probably during the x’mas party. I just thought about furthering studies, Australia, university/ foundation course kinda thing, in a faraway land. At first, I was pretty keen on the idea of going to Aussie or maybe UK cos’ I’ve been residing in Sg for way too long, and it’s about time to get independent. However, when I see my friends and my families and how safe Sg is, the idea of going overseas scares the shit out of me. This is quite depressing… Wine please.

Just when I am about to sink my crappy face into the pillow, prata man introduced me to his “show off” video of him DJ-ing on the new Behringer DJX750. Yeah, and you can read my comment there. Haha, sort of mean, but it’s ok since he knows that me and Nicole always joke around and stuffs, so no offence prata! And the video kinda remove the idea of going overseas temporarily. I’m fast aye?

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Down to town with Joselin last wed/thurs; Haagen Dazs

Goodness, like ghost!

Miss Joselin Ng

Yum! This is the passion fruit & strawberry ice cream set! Love it!

We went shopping! Yes, I haven’t been shopping, excluding browsing stuffs online. That should be categorized as window shopping. We tried some stupid things, oh shit, my left ear is bleeding while I am typing. It’s very distracting. Ok, nevermind about the ear. She can’t go out now cos she is the new babysitter for her sisters. Haha, poor aunt, I guess it should be alright for her since she loves kids.

Retarded retarded retarded

My sausage legs

Question: Do you think Joselin can pass off as twenty seven?
Answer: Definitely

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So my heartless Dad, Shawn, Ricia and Nicholas went fishing on my birthday. But damn, I should have gone!

Urgh, damn you brother! Went fishing, steal my crops. And thought I’m clueless about it. You’re wrong!

All gone fishing. Haha, and they all came back with sunburns!

Take a look at the background. Perfect weather for fishing. Muahaha.

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And mommy bought extremely small apples home! Cherry apples!

Compare.

1..2..3..

Large..Medium..Small

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Curious about what my friends gave me?!

Here…

Flower from Valerie cousin; Happy birthday shades + Birthday G-string suit from Joselin (WTF!
); Kitkat + Chewing gums from Josephine Mui; T-box from Jesslyn and Fiona; Havaianas from Ben, Serene and Josephine Mui; Body Shop showergel from Ricia cousin and Shawn; Birthday cards from Serene, Ben, Josephine Mui, Ricia and Shawn.

Thomas Sabo charm bracelet with playboy birthday card and homemade fucking awesome oreo cheesecake from Rachael, Christine, Minzhi, Tessa, Celine photo up next post along with update of BBQ and Serene’s stayover.

Oh btw, if you are keen to view the photos of my birthday bash, yeah, got bashed up. Nah, just kidding. You can view it @ either, Joselin’s/Ben’s/Jesslyn’s facebook photo album.

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Time to chuck my laptop aside for a few days, need some time to catch up on reading and driving.
Hope mommy can get me a card soon, I have so much things to buy from magic pony. Zigh.

GAGA OOH LA LA

stepppphhhh — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:01:40 +0000

Hokay everybirdy! I am not going for graduation, prom and after-prom! Haha wtf I’m like all smiley that I’m not going. Wait no, I have reasons for not going. I don’t own a formal-u so I can’t go! As for prom, emm, it’s kinda like b’day yaw know, so yeah. Neh mind, I will still meet you Ray & Bellie on Saturday. Ehehe so eggxited. &&& Serene and Jo Mui are coming to stayover DD

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I have no idea how to tell both my mum and dad like “Sorry mum, IB exams are important yet I fucked up my two years, I know you wanted me to do well *with ultra sad face ” & like wasted 80K? Holy shit, so fucked up. Damn it’s over. Why do I always feel remorseful after important exams and I never learn my lesson? But two years in IB was hectic yet memorable. Like I met lotsa wonderful people and like lotsa rumours and gossips and like all their dirty secrets. HAHA. And like know who is really there for you when you need them. And of course, I learned to be more daring; risk-taker, to be better at organising things. And yeah hopefully the birthday will be a memorable one and that everyone get to enjoy, haha, I don’t care if I get drunk ttm or like everyone get fucked up but in a memorable way, it’ll be quite cool though. Anyway, if you are bored on a Saturday night, just gimme a call and join us to party!

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So I met up with Jos and Marvin sometime last week at Blooie’s. Chilled out abit afterwards at Jos’ place with Bryan. Yeap.

This is the amazingly big pint of hoegaarden! Though it looks normal here.

*Weet weet* Chio bu. This is Miss Jos.

& This is Marvin Chan.

LOL @ Marvin’s face. He’s going to kill me if he sees this.

Jos and Marvin.

Aiya, lazy to update. Later…

stepppphhhh — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:06:16 +0000

I feel like running a race again.
I feel like swimming in a competition again.
Oh yes, I am depressed when I think of how I used to be so competitive.
& right now, I have nothing to look forward to which makes everything seem so depressing. Sigh.

My big day on next Saturday, I shall do something wonderful.
& I just spend the last hr searching for rates for hotels like New Majestic, Scarlet and Naumi.
& how irritating, I want a credit card, Mum!
Ok, maybe I won’t be booking a room, I guess I’ll just open a few bottles somewhere.
Zouk or Attica or Rebel or St James? If you love me then HELP! me in deciding this ok.

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Ok, now take a look at the kids modelling for Jean Paul Gaultier.
Haha, I want my kids to dress with awesome power next time. If I have.

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So I met alot people after my papers. & spent alot.
Went to Helipad with Jos and Javin, then again with Serene.
Arena to drink like wtf. & shop with cousin and mum.
& I met zhiyong for dinner after he came back from Thailand.
Now I have to meet Ben cb and Jo Mui.
I can’t wait to meet Sam and Jas and everybody!

Emm, I’m too lazy to upload the photos here. Just check out facebook in awhile.

stepppphhhh — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:02:23 +0000

Alright guys, am gonna blog here aye. I swear I can never stay put in one place, always moving around xanga, livejournal and blogger. Haha, but that’s not the point.

I-FUCKING-B EXAMS IS OVER!

but anyway, all the best to people like Rachael and Tessa. Haha, they still have exams the coming week.

This was what I tried out the other night, like a or two week before my exams started. & obviously I need to brush up on my skills, & this is bloody common.

This one is much more interesting. Haha, cos I was on the overhead bridge!

& should I club tonight? Or should I just chill somewhere with people? Like bar or seaside or smth? Urgh! I can’t damn bloody decide!!! Hm, besides the plan for tonight. I have to list down the number of things I have to do like… Get my bloody ass to work somewhere, clean up my forever messy room, and make plans for the big eighteen

I shall just erm, chill now or maybe head down to town to meet people. Urgh. Cb.

YOU COULD EASILY HAVE ME

stepppphhhh — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:54:10 +0000

AUNT’S BIRTHDAY

Birthday Aunt in Yellow, Mum is the one first from right

Birthday Cake SMASH!!!

Cousins from Father side (3/4 present only)
side note: The aunty’s hands not steady enough

See how my brother enjoys himself: free flow

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SENTOSA
( with Serene Lim )

Nice Jump.

Not easy to camwhore using Hitomi

pretty pretty

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My brother’s failed shot

The Lao Peh

The Lao Bu

stephany