WE CAME TO BREATHE THE CLEAN AIR

I am officially Eighteen, wow, alive for eighteen years on planet earth.. Not easy. Considering I have been pretty obedient and escaped several close shaves to death. Example, there was once I went to Taiwan for holiday and we had to cross the road but there were no traffic lights and we were dumb enough to jaywalk. The drivers were insane, the vehicles will never stop for pedestrains to cross. I swear I was so close to getting hit by one. I guess Taiwan is not the only one, it’s the same for Thailand and Vietnam. I think dead jaywalkers are common sight for locals there. Oh well, I can still say that Singapore is so much safer (:

So much for talking about road safety, oh yes, my dad can finally stop pestering me because I have enrolled for driving! Don’t be surprised, I am taking up the manual course because mum says that if I opt for auto, no sports car for me to drive. Therefore, I have to go by the hard way. It’s ok, hopefully, everything will go smoothly yea?

Obviously, holidays are meant to be enjoyed and fully utilised. Yeah, I was looking forward to holidays during my exams. But holy shit, I am slacking my precious life away. Therefore, to make up for my lost moments, I’ve borrowed several books from the library so as to stop this fucking cycle of slacking which will probably lead me to the “I hate myself” state of life. Yes, extremely negative, so I have to stop!!! Got to promise myself to finish the books before the due date. Great.

Now, some pictures to ease your bulging eyes..

Horrible enough to let your eyes bulge? (Otw to cousin’s wedding)

That’s my cousin and her fiancé (This has evidently proved my bro’s photography skills)

Scallop for you? (And again.. Brother!)

Me and Mommy (:

Ok, everyone says, eh steph, you look like your mom. Oh, I don’t think so. If I do, my sister is the photocopied version. Hahahaha.

My elder brother!

Aunt and mommy

Aunt and uncle.

I swear that me and mommy looked horrible that day, oh wait, not just the two of us. In fact, even my dad and my two brothers. My sister didn’t attend though, both of her eyes swollen. I think you should know why..

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I wonder when I’ll get this kinda family gathering with the father side relatives. Probably during the x’mas party. I just thought about furthering studies, Australia, university/ foundation course kinda thing, in a faraway land. At first, I was pretty keen on the idea of going to Aussie or maybe UK cos’ I’ve been residing in Sg for way too long, and it’s about time to get independent. However, when I see my friends and my families and how safe Sg is, the idea of going overseas scares the shit out of me. This is quite depressing… Wine please.

Just when I am about to sink my crappy face into the pillow, prata man introduced me to his “show off” video of him DJ-ing on the new Behringer DJX750. Yeah, and you can read my comment there. Haha, sort of mean, but it’s ok since he knows that me and Nicole always joke around and stuffs, so no offence prata! And the video kinda remove the idea of going overseas temporarily. I’m fast aye?

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Down to town with Joselin last wed/thurs; Haagen Dazs

Goodness, like ghost!

Miss Joselin Ng

Yum! This is the passion fruit & strawberry ice cream set! Love it!

We went shopping! Yes, I haven’t been shopping, excluding browsing stuffs online. That should be categorized as window shopping. We tried some stupid things, oh shit, my left ear is bleeding while I am typing. It’s very distracting. Ok, nevermind about the ear. She can’t go out now cos she is the new babysitter for her sisters. Haha, poor aunt, I guess it should be alright for her since she loves kids.

Retarded retarded retarded

My sausage legs

 

 
Question: Do you think Joselin can pass off as twenty seven?
Answer: Definitely

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So my heartless Dad, Shawn, Ricia and Nicholas went fishing on my birthday. But damn, I should have gone!

Urgh, damn you brother! Went fishing, steal my crops. And thought I’m clueless about it. You’re wrong!

All gone fishing. Haha, and they all came back with sunburns!

Take a look at the background. Perfect weather for fishing. Muahaha.

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And mommy bought extremely small apples home! Cherry apples!

Compare.

1..2..3..

Large..Medium..Small

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Curious about what my friends gave me?!

Here…

Flower from Valerie cousin; Happy birthday shades + Birthday G-string suit from Joselin (WTF!
); Kitkat + Chewing gums from Josephine Mui; T-box from Jesslyn and Fiona; Havaianas from Ben, Serene and Josephine Mui; Body Shop showergel from Ricia cousin and Shawn; Birthday cards from Serene, Ben, Josephine Mui, Ricia and Shawn.

Thomas Sabo charm bracelet with playboy birthday card and homemade fucking awesome oreo cheesecake from Rachael, Christine, Minzhi, Tessa, Celine photo up next post along with update of BBQ and Serene’s stayover.

Oh btw, if you are keen to view the photos of my birthday bash, yeah, got bashed up. Nah, just kidding. You can view it @ either, Joselin’s/Ben’s/Jesslyn’s facebook photo album.

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Time to chuck my laptop aside for a few days, need some time to catch up on reading and driving.
Hope mommy can get me a card soon, I have so much things to buy from magic pony. Zigh.